Woman, make me a sandwich!!!
October 16, 2007
Hmmmm things that are funny: clowns(sometimes), stupid people(all the time), people fighting on the internet. However, of all the things I find funny-and I can find humor in pretty much everything- I do not find that particular phrase(see title) funny. In fact I find any man who says anything remotely like “get in the kitchen where you belong” or ” make me a sandwich woman” to be really fucking annoying; as well as an ignorant asshole. You’re not funny and no one but your asshole friends are laughing. Seriously, I do NOT want to go in the kitchen and make you a fucking sandwich. Get your fat ass up and make your own damn sandwich you lazy bastard. And I say fat with conviction, cause chances are(if your reading this in America) you are indeed fat. If you happen to be one of the select few who aren’t fat, and you find that “joke” to be funny, then you are one of those “mans man” and you are an ignorant asshole. To all the women out there, don’t take that shit. Stand your ground and make that fucker make his own damn sandwich.
“Hey, man, get in the kitchen and make me a sandwich you fucking pussy.”
see it’s not funny
